Observations on life from where I stand
Orphaned fork found outside at Starbucks.
I am not sure who left you here, my friend, but I hope you will enjoy the sunshine while it lasts. Tomorrow you may freeze your tuchus off. If you had a tuchus, anyway.
I didn’t even know this phone down the block from me existed and now I find it broken. Adieu, my friend, you relic of bygone times.
